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I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. ". Brittany But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. Its one of the least flashy numbers, but one of the best. I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. How could my running mate win and I didnt? We had Glee watching parties in my dorm, and I would stay up late replaying Brittana scenes from YouTube hoping my roommate wouldnt notice. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. If you pivoted to, PEACHES TEES, ALL-STARS HATS, CLUB SODA SHIRTS AND MORE MERCH, LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now, The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time, a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. All day every day. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? I assume you've been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant's heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more In real life, that absolutely would have happened. First theres the pause. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? Hey! Santana: And you couldn't have thought of any other way to say that?! I might be related to Penelope. Santana: Completely! Oh crap, I think I just realized Im gonna miss you. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when present Olivier - Copy - An analysis of Confessions of an Actor, Secret Life of Walter MItty acting classess, ACT - Acting terminology along with some history - Beginning Acting at Georgia State. I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended. I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs. Stream Another Quinn Fabray Monologue. Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! Santana to Brittany and Sam, Blame It on the Alcohol. Puck: I flex my left pec, then I flex my right pec, and I say to the guy, Leggo my Eggo. And you know what he does? Out of all the actors on Glee, she was the only one who could eviscerate with words in one scene, and break our hearts in the next. I have rage. Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. On Shameless, when Fiona told Monica about how she has raised all of her siblings. (After losing a fight with Lauren) That's how we do it in Lima Heights! Or Tribeca. Just like that she can go from breaking your heart to making you laugh. I was 19 and just starting to allow myself to realize I was queer. Santana. And you know what? Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. Love, Santana. He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity. Santana: No, not really. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. But not this. Santana: Oh, I know! No one gives a damn about you. You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. Panic! It's like, the best deal ever. Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves: "the finger wag", "the shoulder shimmy" and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips. you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no Ive written a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, This whole episode is legit queer culture. Rachel and Santana, The Power of Madonna. Look, this campaign is brilliant. How could Brody give all that up? We thought maybe youd like to join us. Love to you, your family, your friends, and your sweet boy. It was the beginning of a long journey to accepting my nerdiness, to embracing my inner geek, to being passionate about what I love, even if not everyone in my life will understand or even support it. How does that sound? Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. Santana: Yup, sure did. You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. Santana: Those are your nipples. Oh, come on. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham. Finn: The whole school already knows. And Santana! But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. Santana: Hottest guys in school. If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. Monologues For Teens - Glee: Santana - Wattpad Wattpad scheduled for offline maintenance On Tuesday, January 10 between 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM UTC (5:00 - 7:00 AM EST), Wattpad will be down for 2 hours to perform a database upgrade, in an effort to improve stability and performance issues. MIKE: Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. out was so validating. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! Santana: I want to be with you. And by that, I dont mean my friend whos a girl. Copyright 2009 - 2023 The Excitant Group, LLC. Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. No, kiss me! Men. Did you know she tried to sell me once? Whatever. Kurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. Its taken me nine months to be able to read this. Santana: I wish you'd hold my hand. If Santana Lopez, this small mouthy teenager could be brave enough to stop the war inside her then maybe, just maybe, then I could be brave enough, too. So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . Unmatched sass and the best . Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. Come on, Quinn. Here is Santana, this Caribea teenager, coming out to her abuela. Alright, you know what Rachel? She always seemed like she took the work she was doing for lesbian representation so seriously (even when the writers didnt), and she embraced how beloved she was by the community. (Points at kid)bye. Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. If he doesnt get it then he doesnt deserve to have you as his campaign manager. Santana: I don't really talk during. Naya Rivera, who played Glee's resident mean girl Santana Lopez, recently spilled some tea in her new book Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up. Scratch that, we can be the Boss Bitch. You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. How incredibly lucky I was to grow up with this story. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. You are my first love. Finn's cute too. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. No Trouty Mouth? TINA: Sorry, Santana. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. Like a sad little panda. Santana to Mr. Schuester, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. On the surface, the lyrics themselves arent really even specifically relevant to her situation, but in a way they are on a general level these are words that express a desire to control the uncontrollable, a concern that what you want could slip from your grasp so quickly. Santana to Kurt about his poster, I Am Unicorn. Wow. We're like besties for life. With boys, it was about doing it but also about what doing it said about me and what I said about it. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Santana: And just so you know, I bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes cause weez be going Mercedes and Santana: To Breadstix! Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someo, obsession with old people that causes you to sk, you drape yourself on every piano you happen p, one with. So endlessly grateful to Naya. Rory: Whoa. Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. thats why it didnt work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and And Finn deserved the slap in the face Santana jumped off the stage and gave him at the end of the performance. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? See here's what's gonna go down. Its so fucking ridiculous. Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water. Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. No! Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. Santana's entire monologue as she forms a dastardly scheme to get back Brittany. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. Cello guys can you hang back for a second, Im gonna need you for this one. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Santana: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work? I had such a crush on her, and the way she spoke made me feel okay about having a fun, silly crush like the ones my friends had on male celebrities. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. Santana: Come on, screw her. You know what? I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? Quinn: You guys never understood the pressure I was under. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. Follow them on Twitter! I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food. Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Cant I just have one night where Im queen?. I love you. Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! You know, with all of the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that. Dave: [reluctantly walks away] Santana: Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up. At a time when I mostly only felt dread when I thought about going through life as a lesbian, that performance made me feel hopeful that I would someday be able to openly love someone who openly loved me back. We all know it was Puck. someone who knows more than three dance moves: the finger wag, the They're fooling around! While as amazing she was at delivering the zingers, she was equally as talented at delivering the tender soft spoken line that would often lead to tears. Even though I never knew you personally, you will always be part of my life. Brittany: OK. Puck's super fine. Please say you love me back. Now that we're alone, I want to talk to you about what I found in your bathroom trashcan underneath the wadded up tissue paper, the used cotton swabs, and the soiled acne wipes. It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. [to Finn] Rachel's right, I haven't been fair to you. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. With whose vagina? is a personal favorite. This is garbage. Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. This is for us. I'm sure that Sam has been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions. Santana: Why would I do that? Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. We miss you. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? Whats magnificent, absolutely stunning and awe-worthy, about Landslide is that when I listen to the song all these years later I am genuinely surprised how much of the song is actually Gwyneth Paltrow? You look exactly like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesnt she? I have such vivid memories of Landslide. Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. Santana to Elliott about Kurt, A Katy or A Gaga. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say not worth a buck. But then well, Ill let her speak for herself: Thank you, guys. We wont. Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine Quinn Fabray. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. I mean, after No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. Santana: I would love for things to get physical. Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Kurt and Blaine start by singing a cloying duet of Pnks Perfect. Everybody is smiling and clapping and even Santana has a grin on her face. I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. And like Santana, I was so tired. Oh, and leave your credit card. Santana: It's just that I'm really happy. This is only temporary. Santana: And you know what, Brit? Is this not generally understood to be the greatest song Glee ever recorded? Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? The way she spoke to her patronising teacher who was treating her like she was a dumb kid who didnt know any better was beautiful. Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye. Okay, okay. Santana: No, you're lying. And just when you thought it couldn't get any gayerit does. Santana: A star is a star, it doesn't matter where in the sky it shine. I miss you. Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. Santana: Oh, sure I can. You like her more than me. Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. Santana: Yep. I guess those contracts I signed for those commercials said that I waived my right to residuals, in exchange for a lifetime supply of Yeast-I-Stat. Rory: Hey, listen here. I mean sure, she was blackmailing Karofsky at the time, but hey coming out and the self-loathing that often comes with it is messy business. Thank you, guys. I dont have anything smart to say. I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. This is so sad. Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. I may actually be dead right now. And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. I think it's noted somewhere she kept messing up and having to redo it all and had felt really bad. Her off white blouse. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. Santana: Well that's good, cause I hear your professors are into that. Maybe he got tired of watching A sex-tape that follows me around to this very day.Look up at my in the internet right now. She seems to be condoning this in the face of all logic. They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. Im forever grateful that Glee didnt sidestep that. Santana: Why, cause that look was last season? I am sorry, Finn. I didnt end up going because fuck that guy and I knew my own life and what was important to me. Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne? It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. You look like an assless J-Lo. Santana: A baby? I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? Santana to Rachel about her, Kurt and Blaine, Prom-asaurus, Imploding on one of the last nights we have to spend together because basically youre just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. Santana: I don't know. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. I felt all of this so deeply. Brittany: Mm hm. The second could be anything. I love you a-and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. How did that marriage work out for you. I only watched Glee briefly. Marley: Why are you going through my bag? Tons, just all up in there. I am forever grateful that Naya pushed for the storyline to be more than it was intended to be. I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. Rachel: No. No actor gave me that kind of depth and emotion on screen before. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. You know with all the horrible crap Ive been through in my life now I get to add that. Her little applause after is just perfect. Brittany: Well, I told you last year that if I was single and you were single, we would mingle. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. Santana: Sex is not dating. ryan murphy gets all the credit for the good parts of glee but this one was all Naya (with help from Heather Morris, of course). And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. Okay, look. Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs? Rory: You're skinny like all the crops failed on your family's farm. Santana: I thought you sucked, Fievel. I never understood why, why any girl would choose a stupid boy. Until, like Santana, I did. I'm a beautiful person. Santana: You can drill me any time. Santana: I don't even think you need all these beauty products, Rachel, cause they're not really having the desired effect. Kurt I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. I think she was a holiday hoarder. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. I have awesome gay-dar. Will: [stands up] Santana. Santana and Sue Sylvester, The Spanish Teacher, You went from La Cucaracha to a bullfighting mariachi. But it actually lets silence tell its own story for a minute. I'm thinking about joining Shelby's new show choir. Its crazy because I live in the other half of the word, but it felt like losing a friend. I dont know how! The small breath-hold moment of hope, and her heart shattering before our very eyes. Santana to New Directions, Saturday Night Glee-ver. And we'd like more please. Oh, please! I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. So, you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out. FAIR USE DISCLAIMERCopyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comm. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. They don't care. You got a BOOB JOB. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together, or farted. Santana to Kurt and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? He goes to college or something. Is that an aspect of why this moment feels so awful because this is the first time were learning how to mourn this particular sort of loss? Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Sue: You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics with Principal Figgins possibly derailing my bid for ten-year just as I'm trying to have a baby. Sebastian: Red dye number 6. I've waited 5 years for this. Of course they have fake IDs. That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. I mean, that special place where she lives? You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? Santana: Yes I did. (Quinn slams Santana . Would be glad if someone could prove me wrong, but our queer womens stories being told explicitly on TV and film is so young that Naya, as far as I can think, is the first actress who played gay in a big way to die. elaborate wet dreams. Can I talk to you for a second? You can't make fun of Finn anymore. The choreography, costumes, lighting, Amber Rileys and Naya Riveras vocals everyone came together and did what they had to do. Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! He's made of magic. Santana: Ha. That pause in the beginning Glee never pauses. Santana to Sam, about Quinn, Blame It on the Alcohol, Santana to Blaine or Rachel during "Don't You Want Me" (it was unclear), Blame It on the Alcohol. I have love for you. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. You're what we call a "late in life gay." Oh yeah. Life is very high school. Santanas terrified that the rumors floating around McKinley are about to ruin Santanas life, but maybe having Brittany will have made it all worth it. We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. Brittany: God, I'm so sad. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. ", Santana to Brittany, Saturday Night Glee-ver, Were hanging onto Whitney cuz she was incredible and we love her, so dont put your baggage on us. Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think? So often on Glee theyd shoehorn a storyline to fit a song they wanted to do, or stretch a song to fit a plot, but with this mashup, it didnt actually matter what the words were saying or whether or not they had anything to do with the plot of the episode. I loved Buffy growing up, but I quickly learned that not everyone was into cheesy sci-fi, and nerd wasnt exactly a badge of honor in the 90s/early 2000s, so I only mentioned Buffy to people who mentioned it to me first. Slut. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. All of this vicious, underhanded crap has got to stop. But nothing is as eternally hilarious to me maybe on TV ever as Santanas Yeast-I-Stat commercial. Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Im also incredibly appreciative of the care Naya expressed for her fans in interviews. (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Santana to Rachel about her opening night, Opening Night. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe And frankly, being on the Cheerios isn't the same without you. Somebodys gotta look out for Brittany. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show! Santana: It was more fun doing it together. Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. The fierce, confident, swaggering Santana having this quiet moment where her voice is actually quivering a little was so impactful. I like yeast in my bagel but not in my muffin. Everyone! The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. Its not actually the worst obviously but to follow up the remarkable Mash Up with an episode called I Kissed a Girl that turned out to be this felt cruel. Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. Lopez. Santana: (at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin!. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Maybe in junior college. Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. A stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I 'm thinking about Shelby! Negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a safe space, we can all be here! 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