Something about artistic license. 2021 Drama Notebook. I miss those days. Its kinda creepy I cant even re-freeze without being sure shes not looking. (laughs) Thank you for saying that. Someone has pasted Piglet on my window. Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other Im not such a bad guy if you really get to know me. Or maybe the perfect day would just be a regular, calm day in elementary school. No, Im serious. Why should I have to see that word, over and over again? He told stories and did impressions every chance he got. Maybe then, this wouldnt have happened. (laughssees that she doesnt remember.) Once, this nice young lady looked at me and I felt a connection with her, but as always, she didnt choose me. I dont know which way to go, and this forest is so creepy and full of shadows! None of my other friends have to share a room, and none of them have a mother like you. But I dont let that stuff define me. Why? Here we go. By: Isaac T., age 14, California, USA Description: A long-time player of the lottery runs into some bad luck. Look, I really have to tell you this. You want to scream, What is wrong with you? Katherine Rivers was the girl who cried wolf. If you cant accept me, then thats your issue. The monsters there would attack you for the smallest thing like staring too long, not giving homework answers, or even just saying no. Thats okay, though. I tried to fight fire with fire, but there are too many. But watch out for Vera our Venus Flytrap over there. The White House announced that singer Justin Timberlake is slated to perform there on April 9th as part of a celebration for Memphis Soul music. (Shows the picture.) When the lifeguards yelled, we would just nod and laugh it off. You know what chocolates made of? I understand that I am interviewing you for the accountant position here. How many foxberries, with red berries, like blood stand around the road, so many bloody tears were shed by young women, seeing their husbands off to death. Im tired of sacrificing my identity just to make your life a little more comfortable. Next time I hope he blows right through my rutabaga patch. Do you really want to know what that cockroach did? Bye. There is no single pattern of rhyme that unites them although there are many instances of rhyme, both half and full rhyme. If youll just let me talk, Ill explain! (pause) Wait, what happened?!!! See, Im not crazy. Second Place Winner! Thats mine. First Place Winner By:Isabel Parent, Calgary Alberta, Age 15 Gender:Male Genre:Comedic Description:A nervous Walmart employee makes a video tape of himself asking for a promotion. And I get to walk on a beach thats empty just for me, on golden sand freshly washed by night waves. By: Christopher Parker, Age 13, South Carolina USA Description: A teen explains the craziness of quarantine to a friend online. I am in LOVE! These bring in Eeyores thoughts about how the poem is going and whether the rhymes are working or not. In 5th grade, Mr. Fartherman ruined it for me. She is confronted by her sister as she prepares to search for their lost brother (who may or may not be gone for good). Bit damp for Owl though. He eagerly shares his enthusiasm with otherswhether they want him to or not. But in my opinion, youre the most selfish person I know. People start to ask you questions, like Why do you have a chart? and Why were you in the guidance counselors office? And they dont say it, but you know theyre thinking Is something wrong with her?. But its just not going to happen that way. I dont want to be the screw-up that I am. Gender: Male Genre: Comedic. So, every day, the class would figure out what language it was, type it into google translate, and read the instructions. Okay? I was always just walking to get somewhere, never just to wander off into some cave and get bit by I dont even wanna know, or throw a rock over a seagulls head in order to get the piece of bagel it was going to steal from me, or have to drive around to the nearest beach to catch a bath before families started coming in and setting up their volleyball nets. I was the one who deserved his time. Now, I believe I accidentally added some of the other substances that we had been mixing. No, Periodthe meeting is not over. I sleep for a few hours or even a few days and eat all the junk food in the fridge and pantry. Even if she stalks me day and night. It was a happy childhood. You say it when you bump into me, when you dont hold the door open, when you dont realize Ive been standing right next to you. Genre: Comedic (Astronaut enters, tripping and staggering) Sorry, sorry, my legs are still getting use to gravity. How are we? I specifically did not invite her. Structure of Poem by Eeyore. Thats racist, but you never realise that until youre older. He would lash out over petty things, like when mom forgot to wash the dishes. Still dont know why he decided to teach English. Hello? Never, ever touch Mr. Rupert. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff You dont get to be sorry. I didnt think that I would miss home, but I really do. Remember Jeanine, open body language and smile. (He answers) Oh! Here we go again. Does he have a good job? The doorbell never rang, and my app told me that it arrived. On top of that, there has to be a health code violation here! Well, if we can't pull you out Pooh, perhaps we can push you back. Time to munch an early luncheon, At least, you think Im sick. My spaceship is small, so my only companion is my cat, which took me a while to convince NASA to let me bring. All right, class. Genre: Dramatic. My spelling is wobbly. Thats better. Make time for them. You told her to read in front of the classand youre the English teacher. Genre: Comedic. First Place Winner! I probably wont be married until Im 75, yet this professor just dismisses that with his dumb excuses? That pizza would taste sooo good, and you hardly ever bring home pizza. We ran out of money and he was calling, begging, his voice thick as honey. Had I known better, I would have done the same. I love all the fun trips and traveling, and this loving and kind family, I just dont think a sixteen-year-old should be held to such high expectations. Can I be that for him, forever? MY EARS. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers After that I dont mind what you do. Since you were smart enough to hire me to take care of the rats then you should be smart enough to know that you should pay me unless you want something terrible to happen. He was trying to kill me, I swear! ! Its my mom calling. He has red hair, and brown eyes just like his father. I hope I can give her strength when she needs it. I suppose I shall have to find another one. Ill bet youre sorry you asked. Third Place Winner! And because NASA doesnt believe me, or they think I ate too many Mars bars and am lacking oxygen, theyve dismissed it. Got a two hunderd and five dollars so far. I would like to have a word with whomever thought of this. Have I reached the pandemic response team? Someone who knows me well enough might call me a liar. Milne makes use of several poetic techniques in Poem by Eeyore. By: Derek Olsen, Age 11, Iowa, USA Description: The first person to visit Venus shares a video diary about his scientific mission and the challenges of bringing his cat along. Dont you dare throw that chair out the window! (beat and gets sad) But, now it doesnt. He was like Ha, ha. Genre: Comedic I cant swim and you want me to go on a boat in the MIDDLE of the ocean. Well, I appreciate you listening to me, Mrs. G. I really want to make sure this year is different. (Pause.) The two bothers, Eeyore adds in the next line, will have to rhyme with each other. I did well enough in that college to earn a Green Card and a scholarship to Wesleyan University. Okay. The monsters who hide curled up in a beautiful skin. Can I tell you something? No, no, no, no. Easy. EARTH TO JASON. She said if my reflection had pulled me in, maybe she could pull me out. What are you going to give him? [Pooh] With me! bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest I have got a chance about auditioning but my parents say that because of COVID-19? Just as I thought, no better from this side. Oh yeahprivacy! I grabbed the nearest object and smashed that little stinker till he was flatter than Flat Stanley himself. And then I saw stars. I yelled at my sister to get in the basement, and for the first time, she listened to me. Great Its just that I have not spoken to anyone in ages. I did. I put my hands onto the freezing car window and saw that my keys were inside of the car! Mostly, I think about Thomas, and how if I would have been paying attention at the river, he would stillhe wouldbe here. It makes me feel proud. And my old childhood friend would still be kind to me. I looked up pictures of Aerosmith online and the main guy doesnt look like a guy at all. I still never understood why my relationship with food was different than my friends relationship with food. He was also given a red card for using his hands to cup the balls. What do you think is worse-being known as ugly, or not being known at all? Im gonna do it. The warm mouthwatering softness of the bread, smothered in rich beautiful tomato sauce, with the essence of pepperoni delicately intertwined and caressed in a beautiful blanket of cheese. That little Americana she must have perfect skin. (turns to where the friend is) Shish Kabobs. I am a monster, but Im not one of the dangerous variety. Whenever I tell someone they look at me like Im an idiot and should be behind bars. My cat can no longer taste the difference between rehydrated tuna, which he loved back on Earth, and rehydrated citrus which he would never touch back on Earth. Im really fine. Cependant, il existe une diffrence distincte entre un monologue et un monologue; Un monologue ne fait pas appel dautres personnages ou un public, comme un monologue. My wife LOVED pasta. You are calling the flight attendant to call the police? Thats it. Oh boy! And I am steaming full speed to the east coast of Africa. Love? My door has a knob instead of a handle! You'll see. I decided that was it, that was the last straw. He died almost exactly two months after the wedding. That will totally make him think Im cool. Mom, Santa came! This is how I imagined my first breakup would be: (dramatic pose, Girl imitating boy voice) Im sorry. No, no I cant make it too serious. Please staunch your profuse bleeding and proceed directly there. A, uhuhWhat a pleasant surprise! 23 Best Disney Movie Monologues For Auditions (30 sec - 2 min long) / Uncategorized / By Mighty Actor. The inside of my mirror looked nothing like what I expected it to be. He constantly runs away from you, scratches up everything you own, and attacks your face if you get too close. There is barely any left from last time! He looks like my aunt Sharon who used to look really old, but had her face lifted up and now she looks surprised all the time. I guess he thought I was some obsessed teen off the street, but I am SO not obsessed! Shes making everyone sit back down. Missy, Claire and Prissy were about to die, then he goes (kneeling on one knee) Saturn will you go to the homecoming dance with me? It was so cute! You should have seen us trying to brainstorm! For instance, the transition between lines six and seven as well as that between ten and eleven. Doesnt mean I am dangerous or that I need protecting. Im terrified, in fact Im petrified. So, this is what I do when it seems like the world is against me. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. Can you adjust it so we cant just see your mouth? Its just that everyone has given up on him; even you andand our parents have decided to move on, but I- I cantokay? You know. Get yourself together! So how was your day? What do you mean you are busy? We are not hiring caterers, Dean, eat your casserole. Dean, the Anglerfish with a Missile Launcher is not an acceptable school mascot. Foolish Dean, the hallway is no place for a Slip N Slide. Weve all heard it, in the same condescending tone, a million times before: Youre just a child. Well, po-tay-to, po-tah-to. Mrs. Jones just glared at me. Whats that? Turns out because of that little scuffle he started to verbally abuse George, but she still wouldnt leave him. That you mean far less than little to someone, someone who doesnt kiss the earth below you. I would regret that for the rest of my life if that ever happened. Its every day, every night. Windslow is my 80-year-old husband. Genre: Comedic. 'Poem by Eeyore' by A.A. Milne is a thirty-seven line poem that is contained within a single stanza of text. I might have gotten a little heated. Well guess what, I am tired of it and Ive had enough! Why cant you see me? By: Oren S., Age 15, Pennsylvania, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student complains about having to write a monologue. Of course I love animals. The pool is green, and I dont know how to fix it. It was really stupidbut you know, we had fun with it. By: Thalia O., Lakewood, CA, USA, Age 16 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedy Description: A teen shows off an ability to read minds. At least the monologue only has to be a page. Or, as its referred to in China, Tuesday. Gender: Male Genre: Dramatic, (Actor should be over-the-top enthusiastic, acting out the pitches, bat swings, and catches.). [Piglet] Oh, Owl, I don't need but I'm afraid, I'm scared. I walked around and realized my mirror self was gone! Genre: Dramatic. This wasnt an easy task, but I was able to forge a test ticket. We were looking at the tall sign outside, the one where you could rearrange the letters to spell what you like. Note: Misheard lyrics are from the song Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana. Im going to find our brother. But, Rickys not as sand paper rough as he comes off. Featured Videos 1:05 Life Advice with Eeyore | Winnie The Pooh | Oh My Disney 2:31 Eeyore's tail Video See All Check out your favorite Eeyore clips 1:49 2:31 2:01 0:45 5:15 2:29 I like learning. She put her hands on the ledge to pull herself up, but by that point my arms were done and when she pulled up, I fell down. It reminds me of an angel ringing a bell in the moonlight. Its unbearable. You arent his medication, so stop acting like some prized jewel that cant shatter to the ground. Heres a memento I brought back from space. Oh good. How can she do that? Let me tell you exactly what happened. Valentines Day is the most stupid holiday that has ever existed if you ask me. Over the years, Ive started to realize that in life I need to work as hard as I can just to survive, even though we never get paid enough to even eat. Every time the doorbell rings, Im scared to answer for fear of bad news. Funny how these things work. Oh, and sorry about the hot dog guy, he made me mad when he got my order wrong. For years just the thought of it gave me nightmares. 3 0 obj He totally knows I am coming. I gave him a little call the other day. All I know is that today, this day, is my first birthday. Pooh: Well, many happy returns of the day, Eeyore! Anyways, Ill be there in five minutes. It just takes a lot of work, and I dont know if I can do it. A loyal friend to his neighbors in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh is always willing to lend a helping hand. Well, dont. Aw heck. The sessions almost over? First Place Winner! I am a Greek goddess named Persephone. The poor woman gorged herself on it and thats what killed her. And you, Lila and I would have sandcastle competitions. Now obviously this situation calls for an expert. When I was little, I was hungry. The way her hair smelled like cinnamon and every time she bent down to pick me up, it brushed against my face. I really want to go outside. Its the best way to describe how I am feeling. I dont go out alone at night because of the possibilities. Narrator: In order to find out what really happened, we'll simply return to the spot where Eeyore was thinking by the side of the river, up at the top of page 245. I walked out of the class knowing I aced it. We can all have a new beginning. I started banging at the mirror and shouting Someone help me! Waits.) It will bankrupt us. Ill get to practice my Espaol. Say, aren't you that stuck up bear? The days where I would just eat and play all day. The only explanation I can think of is a sort of ratatouille situation, where theres a shrimp controlling the human cooking the food, but if thats the case the shrimp certainly shouldnt be mentioned in the name of the dish! He saw it! And theres two of them. I fall asleep, and hey, whats-WHAT HAPPENED? She . I climbed out of the car and walked over to the public toilet. In fact, I cant remember a day when it wasnt my 21st birthday. The only thing that understands me is the virtual world, and my family tries to take that from me. I cant help but listen. Up, down touch the ground No, I loved dinner. Wrong. Remembering how much they enjoyed these Listen buddy, Im gonna stop you right there. I ran by the pool today. Okay, start again. That is the basic questions you ask your husbands parents, right? Now, he only came to visit when he meant serious business. Pooh: I've got an idea, but I don't suppose it's a very good one. First, we dont ask to be here then BOMB, were in the world with all these worldly duties that we have, like to be nice to your neighbors, go to school, grow up and be something, blah blah you know the rest. He gave me a timid smile. Yeah, I understand that. You see its been in the family a long time, a it belonged to my grandfather. He wanted above all, like the old joke, to shove a marshmallow on a stick in the furnace, while the flapping pigeon-winged books died on the porch and lawnof the house. You cant live a life, if youre not willing to live it. Jessie! You can hear me, right? Its come in very useful with the lie detector tests Ive been through. Well, just one, teeny, tiny, little, insignificant, totally no-big-deal favor. I met someone. And I hate these lines that rip through my body. Because evidently with any of the three you can and will eventually go into the sea of death. But Kennedy. You want your wallet back? I'm stuck. She should be back to herself in no time. Think, think, think. Eeyore: That's right. A vote for me is a vote for a better prom. No presidents no emperors, us kids. I messed with her head with, Im older I shoulda known better, I shoulda done better. Not from history class. With you? Is thatohmyohmyTAMALES! Ovaries for Days! Then of course Baby Erk had to drop into our home. I didnt have time to argue for a later curfew, if I wasnt indoors before dark, I would have gotten carted off to the labor camps by the Red Guard. What? OK you do you know that I just told you I can read your mind so basically, I know what youre thinking, as in I know youre thinking Im a total lunatic but Im not, trust me. You know, the teachers in highschool told us college professors are going to be very strict with us and make us work hard. No, I dont really want to be like my parents. It was a test to see if we could read directions, and it said not to write anything down? [Pooh] Is it raining in there? Get out of bed and find a desk already! I mean how long will it take for me to realize it doesnt matter? Bullies. No! [Piglet] Well, it isn't very happy for me. How dare you disrespect me like that. Ive never noticed that before. Whoa. To my surprise, they were all shrunken about three sizes after taking them out of the dryer! They taught me by their example. Ugh. Thats a feral cat if Ive ever seen one. That was MY pencil you ate, Jeffrey Dahmer! (Pause.) Tell City Hall that Im sorry their building is now a boat. There are worse things. Lifewe take it for granted, dont we? Watch a video performance of this monologue here! By: Austin Walker, Iowa, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager complains to a friend about household chores. Geena, it looks like your frozen. You dont understand how many times Ive heard this kind of thing already. I dont think you get it, one day I can feel like I have the world but the next everything can change, its as if you have had everything one day but then have nothing. I also took up a part time job to help pay for rent and food. Its blank. Good morning, class. Like the meeting when humans were created. Billionaires are attractive at any age. Listening to my moms music especially. Second Place Winner! Just two kids playing. By: Erin Ryan, age 18, Pennsylvania, USA Description: A cat muses on how its mistress doesnt appreciate it enough. You didn't see anything, did you ? I'm a hefty happy Pooh. (chuckles) Oh boy! You find comfort in it like a big black blanket wrapped around you. Eeyore is an old donkey who is extremely cute but always sad. But, what if our country is not living up to its part of the deal? Welcome to GoodLife, my name is Anya. Good riddance, hell say. Speaking of college, I am planning to get a perfect 1600 on my SATs which is why Im studying right now. Yeah, me too. Oh, oh, oooo help and bother. (awkward silence) Whatever, you can still come to my Halloween Party. Do you not catch the tiny clamour, Busy click of an elfin hammer, Voice of the Lepracaun singing shrill As he merrily plies his trade.. Boisterous and exuberant, Tigger is wonderful and one-of-a-kind. Or I could write about a kid with a scar who gets a letter from a foreign school and finds out hes a wizard and, wait, nope thats Harry Potter. By: Joy Seon, Age 12, Illinois, USA Description: A villain tries to persuade you that they are the good guy. I hope you understand. One who was obsessed with VSCO, the other who would not stop making TikToks, and lastly one who actually went to bed on time. Fine she- (turns around and starts to talk to the friend but stops themselves and turns back around) Did you see that? But I should have. Yeah, I played hockey. Thats where I took my first hit of heroin. Life was good and easy, like nothing in the world could hurt me. As far as my dreams will take me! It would be the greatest thing ever to happen in your country. Now it is all over because I made one mistake. Now you try. T I double Ga eR. And now I wish that I never had a dog in the first place. I mean, he said he just didnt feel like teaching today. I was like, huh? Runnings all right it gives me something to do but itll never be like swimming. Maybe if I tell you about all the things we did, and who we used to be together, youd remember. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, How do l feel about it? Throw a football 20 yards? I also compare myself to other girls, a lot. She helped me through everything and I cant express my gratitude for our relationship. His office is right down the hall, third door on the left. (Jumps to feet.) And you know why so many do it? Do my hair in a normal way. Third Place Winner! Eeyore is a donkey who lives a very sad life. I know, but its not my fault. Im giving her the silent treatment, if thats not clear. Im his princessFOREVER. Can I stay here for a couple of days while I figure out what to do? I hate my body. He wouldnt have left me. Weve known each other a long time and weve seen each other through lifes ups and downs. You can recognize an authentic Disney video either by the camera or the new Mickey Mouse hologram on the spine of the video cover. My name is Olivia Lester, Im the sole bookkeeper, and sole inhabitant, here at the library. Ive disappointed everyone. On a gloomy day in New York City, Jane walked to her office job with a skip in her step. Great. Oh, stuff and fluff, that's better, thank you, now where was I? I was so tired last night. If I fail this, then I have a B on my report card, then Ill lose motivation and then that B will turn into an F and then boom! No! Genre: Dramatic. I said I'm tired, rather than explain to you what I'm feeli ng. I didnt even think about it, officer. Oh, I know he will be so excited to see me, well, when he regains consciousness anyway! I love a guy in uniform. No wait. The poor thing spent her last months folding and folding and folding. He thinks Christopher is going somewhere but he isnt sure, nor is he sure of the destination or if we care. Shes been a bit peckish lately and I dont want any of you fine guests to lose a finger. No, its not a tattoo, its a scar. The very concept is preposterous! Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. Its being drowned in a bathtub because Pedro was asked to give me a bath instead of playing soccer with his buddies down the street. It's his birthday, and nobody has taken any notice of it. But strangely, the one friend I have come to entrust this weird title was once my arch nemesis. But his best friend is a bear named Winnie the Pooh or Pooh for short. By: Madison Fannin, Age 15, Tennessee, USA Description: A child confronts their family after being ignored for two weeks. Oh, theres that book Im supposed to read for English class. You feel good by making other people feel good. Neither did I. Trust me on this one. I can picture myself zooming through everything, surrounded by color and lightand I vow that I will one day go into space. Sorry I knocked her over. Its ok, cause you can say whatever you want about me because I dont really think of myself as a thief, I think of myself more as an artist. I mean, I have goals and ambitions and I know what its gonna take to get where I wanna go in life. I have terrible vision. Why cant they do the same for us? They are coming to get me. 44 hours, 36 minutes, and 507 seconds ago. Doesnt matter if its a big thing or a small thing. (pause) Tomorrow? By: Elizabeth Pall, Age 16, Florida, USA Description: A bookkeeper from a town stuck in time, welcomes a guest to her library. I ordered it from my house, but it never arrived. 2) My cat has been looking for the squeaking mouse for the past two weeks. By: Jadyn Jones, Age 11, Texas, USA Description: A teen explains to the director, Mrs. Wright, why she should be cast in the school musical. It did give me a lot. Well, have you heard of the Seven Deadly Sins? *sigh* Okay, then. Who are you? endobj Por qu sufrimos tanto? Your sister. Kelvin Cedeno provided the text for both of these scripts. I see a couple of therapists, and Ive been prescribed all sorts of medications, but none of that is really helping. Its delusional! (looks in the rearview mirror, scared, and then yells in frustration) Oh no. It was me I was the one who wasnt ready. So, I sold them for a little more than I paid, and by the end of the day I had made about double of what I had spent. Ha! I'll go and get it r-r-right now! Every time we moved to another house there was one of THOSE memories. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. And her whole story waswhatever you get it. So many things in life take me forever. I may be smaller than you, but Ive got powerful weapons in these here paws. Come on Jeanine! When he caught me looking through his phone, he was a little mad, and he explained that just because hes talking to women, doesnt mean hes cheating on me. Hahaha!! She did try to leave. Hes getting water or Its his turn, that was definitely not right either. Mr. Rupert sits at that table for his lunch break, and trust me, you dont want to sit there. My favorite book is Platos symposiumand why you may ask? She loves being held. On this warm summer evening. I know! I dont like monologues. 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